C - Charlie ROX. Charlie will never under any circumstances turn evil, support the Dark Lord, or practice inappropriate charms on a dragon.

R - Ron, Fred, George, Percy, and Bill are all cool, but Charlie exceeds coolness

E - Even though Charlie may go through a large number of romantic conquests, and is at times a bit of a lad, he does have a big heart and therefore requires much love

D - Defamation of Weasleys, Beatles, and Star Wars will not be tolerated under any circumstances

O- Obsession over Charlie is required at least 99% of the time